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What is a Dog?
(According to a woman)

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're little men in fur coats.
 

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Hi Doggylover,

Nice to see you back again - how's it all going?

How's your hubby doing..is he better?

Good to have you back anyway..i'm sure you have a lot of catching up to do! lol

Take care

Julie
 

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AN OFFICIAL REPLY ON BEHALF OF MEN:

I can't let this anti-men thing go without adding my un-biased views:

Labs are like women, you have to spend all your hard earned money on them.
THey soon lose interest in their latest toy and always want what someone has got.
They'll run off with anyone that offers them anything better than they've currently got.
And most importantly, they don't understand the Offside rule in football!!

For fear of being sent to coventry - I'm only joking, all the lovely ladies on here are nothing like this :lol: :lol:
 

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ooooooooooooooo paul!!!!!!!

lol..the offside rule is this!!

if a player has the ball and another player runs ahead before the other player has kicked the ball he is offside *ppfftttt*....lol..

well something like that..lol..
 

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Hi Jane - didn't like to dissapoint!!

Hi Clair - I rest my case, although a good try, I think that offside is for Rugby Union? a bit different to football.
 

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well i know what i mean... and it was for football
I think most referee's that I've seen this season have been like that.

That's another thing with women - they know what they mean and as a man you're supposed to know instantly what they are on about, even if their comment bears no resemblance to the final article :lol:

Come on Clair - Bring It On!!
 

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:rofl: oh paul dear man..lol.. if i had the time right now i could bring it on..lol..but you will have to wait till later i have to go collect my 3 kids from school then feed the baby then cook tea for everyone feeds the dogs then walk em then feed the cats iron any clothes wash dishes get kids ready for bed settle baby for bed chat to hubby..lol..

and you EXPECT me to know the EXACT offside rule..LMAO..i dont have time..lol..
 

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and another thing..lol..

you men never know what we on about as you never listen..lol..:rofl:

in one ear straight out the other..lol...the only thing that register is football...and beer..lol..and cars and motorbikes..oh yeah and page 3 girls..lol..

*runs off* il be back later..lol..
 

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Hi Paul,

I knew that you would have a reply to this one!!

And just to let you know Clair has msn me and said she has done a runner!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

She just can't help herself!

Cristina
 

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*runs off* il be back later..lol..
And that's another thing - women never stay and fight their point, they always run off - :D

Anyway, I won't be here later cos I've got to go to work and earn some money so that my wife can have ANOTHER pair of shoes!!!!!

And we have learnt not to listen to women because you don't say anything worth listening to 8O

BTW, I do actually agree with most of your list, although you did miss one of the list - labradors!
 
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