ROFL
Sarah and I were a bit concerned about Milo's constant snoring, but it's just too cute. I suppose it can improve with age, but my old Springer in NZ only started snoring when she was about 8-9 years old.
Old joke about Dog snoring for you tho:
How to stop snoring
A couple has a puppy that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife takes the dog to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the puppy's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says.
That night a few minutes after going to bed, the puppy begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the sleeping puppy's testicles. Sure enough,the puppy stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon trick might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman begins sleeping soundly. About an hour later the man wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his puppies testicles. He shakes and scratches his head and squints to make sure he is seeing what he is seeing....he goes over to the puppy and lifts up it's ear and whispers carefully so as not to wake his wife.....
"I don't know WHERE we were, or, WHAT we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!"