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How do you know when you have too many dogs?
When you have more grass in your driveway than in your backyard.
When your neighbors find ANY dog running loose and automatically bring it to your house.
When you want to watch TV and you have to sit on the floor because all of the furniture is "occupied".
When it takes you longer to wash your dogs' dishes than your own.
When you have to use a wash tub for a water dish.
When you have to run an obstacle course to get to the phone.
When you see one of your dogs doing something bad like chewing something up or leaving a "dog deposit" on the rug) and you have to run through the entire list of dogs' names in order to yell at the right one and by then it is too late.
When the Hazmat team comes to your house on trash day to handle the "deposits" that you have placed in your trash can.
When you have all of your dogs in the back seat of your car and it automatically changes lanes when they move to the other side of the car.
When you NEVER go anywhere for a vacation because it costs more to kennel
your dogs than to go to Hawaii.
When you have an extension on your king-sized bed so you all fit.
When Iams/Eukanuba/Nutro makes home deliveries.
When you move your bedroom into the garage and put a king and queen-sized bed together so all of your dogs can sleep with you.
When you can't remember all of your dogs' names and just call them Baby and Pup-Pup.
When you take your dogs for a run in the park and people think it is a dog show (more like a 3-ring circus!)
You know your veterinarian's phone number by heart and have your own file drawer.
Your veterinarian drives a Porsche, you drive a used van and you paid for both!
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:D :D :D

And when you change from a car to a van and then realise the VAN is not big enough anymore . :lol:

When your neighbours ask you how many dogs you have and you dont want to let on so just say Too many :wink: ( They think all black labs look alike :wink: ).
 

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littlelab said:
When you can't remember all of your dogs' names and just call them Baby and Pup-Pup.
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LOL, that part is particularly amusing to me, when I go to bed I always say night night to C&CJ as I head off (they sleep in the kitchen), I don`t use their names though :oops: , I say "Night night baby dog, night night pupsy wupsy dog" :oops: , done it for so long now I can`t even remember which is which :lol: :lol:
 
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