Todays NHS

[Harpster]

A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local NHS hospital and this conversation follows:

'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted
last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has
deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'Do you know which ward she is in?'

'Yes, ward P, room 2B'

'I'll just put you through to the nurse station.'

'Hello, ward P, how can I help?'

'I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was
wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'I'll just check her notes.



I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's conditioned has improved.

She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied

and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough
to go home tomorrow.'

'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!'

'You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?'

'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. Nobody tells you b****r all in here !!

[AmyCS]

ROFL!!!! Love it!

[Sparkly]

[_Diesel_]

[Margaret]

[sarahjane16]

[_anita_]

Many a true word spoken in jest

[-Christine-]

[Luna-tic]

Fits with watching my Dad and Grandma stuck knowing nothing in wards recently!

I'll remember that for next time they're moaning they don't know what's going on!

[margarete]

Tha't a very funny joke, a bit true to life though