barleyjunior  Offline
puppy walker
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Lab Names: Brady (Leckmelm Biscuit Boy)
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 Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:35 pm Post subject: Comparing Diaries! lol :-D |
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As seen in a dog's diary:
7am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6pm - Oh boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm - Oh boy! Dad! My favorite!
8pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
11pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in a people bed! My favorite!
As seen in a cat's diary:
Day 183 of my captivity...
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded--must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to  and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair--must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.
He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But, I can wait...it's only a matter of time!
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SuzanneL  Offline
Suffolk exile in Surrey
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Lab Names: Jet Willow and Dora (Zeke JRT)
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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Have passed it on to some of my friends both dog and cat loving!!
Made me smile!!! I really do like these stories
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_Mary_ Offline
Owned by CJ
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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Have seen this before, but it always makes me laugh, its true too with the cats, I have one that regularly runs through my legs, little git!, have tried to point out to him that if i break my neck, he does`nt get fed 
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LouLou Offline
The Chocolate Princesses
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Lab Names: Lucy, Zoe, Tessy & Kayla - & Polly always in my heart
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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 Very funny! and very true.
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