THE PUPS PAGE!!!

maxsmum · Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 7:54 pm Post subject: THE PUPS PAGE!!!

hi to all my four legged friends out there. its max here.
just had a thought. Idea

them humans of ours are always going on about the silly things that we do that arent silly at all to us, well, dont you think its time we got our own back Laughing

im sure all of you can let out a few of their closely guarded goofs. would be fun to see them squirm with those silly red faces that they get Very Happy

ill start with what my mum did yesterday.
she was playing in the sink putting her clothes in and swishing them about (she calls it doing washing). well then she put them in a thing she calls a spin drier (it makes a funny noise and dances across the kitchen floor.) well just as she had put the lid down the phone rang so off she went to answer it.
well when she came back she realised she hadnt put the pipe in the sink so all the water had gone all over the floor Laughing

i thought it was great cos it gave me a chance to wash my muddy paws all by myself Very Happy

she didnt think it was very funny and said some very naughty words which i definitly couldnt repeat to you guys Embarassed

well i thought id better try and make her laugh before she some how managed to blame me for her goof. so i started to chase my tail and then fell over in the water and splashed it all over her Shocked

that was when i was booted in the living room with the door shut on me Crying or Very sad

just no pleasing some people Laughing

my4labs · Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:49 pm Post subject:

Hi woof woof

Well here goes for my first try at writing a story about my mum, Smile

It's so unfair, i'm having to wait till I can go for my first paddle and hopefully a swim down the river, Crying or Very sad

she says that i have to wait compared to my pals because I am a very special puppy who needs to grow properly and somethingabout bones setting. Confused

what are bones i ask and why do they need to set.. Rolling Eyes

Still, i am looking forward to it and slightly longer walks. Cool

the other thing i am longing for is abit more off the lead runs so that i can really let my hair or fur down as my mum restricts that at the moment too..
i want to listen to her more, so that i learn more a bit quicker.

i was a bad girl the other day as my mum told me off and shouted at me about jumping up at the kitchen worktop, because there was a very nice plate of chicken for their supper and i knocked it on the floor, and me and my mate coral ate it all up. my mum would speak and look at me for quite a while Crying or Very sad

i new i had been bad.

I want also a self filling water bowl as when mum goes out she sometimes doesnt put enough water in our bowl Rolling Eyes

, and we have to wait till she comes home Laughing

the best part is though all the cuddles we all get from her and all the walkies, we would not know what to do if our mum was not there, we love her to bits as she takes real good care of us Smile

thank you mum, we luv u really Smile

from ellie coral riva tara,

maxsmum · Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 5:42 am Post subject:

hi guys
great to hear from you Very Happy

this keyboard stuff is a doddle once you get your paws round it Laughing

dont know why the humans make it look so hard Rolling Eyes

nice one about the chicken Laughing

so far ive only managed to pinch a manky old bit of pizza that mum had on her plate. now theres another thought! why do they get a nice plate and we get ours all chucked in a bowl? something to do with the speed we eat i spose Very Happy

know what you mean about the water! i mean whats a guy to do? once youve washed your paws (and the floor!) it just doesnt leave much to drink does it!
ok i gotta go cos shes back from doing coffee and toast for the lurkers! (who are they?)
hope some of the other pups join us soon Laughing

woofs and wags to you all

maxie xx

clairiscrazy · Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:18 am Post subject:

woof woof yap yap

rosze here ive sneaked on while mum pours herself some orange juice....

i got shouted at this morning i wanted to walk the 2 elder human kids to school and when they open the gate i nearly got out with them mum shouted my name really loudly i mean geez she nearly gave me a heart attack im only 9months old not deaf ya know..i shot back into the garden then i heard her shout at the human kids something about cars and me but i wasnt really listing as i found a hole i hadnt dug deep enough so had a lovely ol dig while she was shoutin at the human kids.
then my name got shouted again geez i cant do nothing right this morning i mean its only a hole this time she wagged her finger at me which i thought was a game to playfull went to nip it which again i occured another rosze!!
anyway i went into the house which by the wya is really lovely i do like my new home i have brandy and charlie and sooty n tigger n dipsy to play with the last 3 are cats my mum says and im not aloud to chase them but i do on the odd occasion..hehehehehehehehe anyway im off to the beach later my mum says i need to run of some of my energy as im play fighting with brandy to much and brandy is getting on a bit now and her arthirites or whatever its called is playing her up..but what mum fails to see is when she is not looking brandy pounces on me and beats me up but i do love brandy she is like a secound mum to me and i look up to her well look down actually as im slighty taller than brandy ha ha ha
well i better run and get back on the couch and pretend to be asleep as i hear mum coming hopefully i can get back later on

woof woof yap yap xx