bradleysmum  Offline
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 Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:20 am Post subject: Labradors & Computers :) |
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Dog Titles
A few dog owners in cyberspace have a few titles that any dog can earn - without any special training! Most of these come quite naturally to some dogs. 
ARB (ace refrigerator bandit)
BW (butt wagger)
BWX (butt wagger excellent)
CP (couch potato)
CPX (couch potato excellent
CSX (counter surfer extrordanaire)
GFIY (go fetch it yourself)
HHP (House Hold Pet)
IDDI (I didn't do it)
ILF (I like food)
ILLF (I like lots of food)
IWFF (I work for food)
LD (lap dog)
LDX (lap dog excellent)
OWTH (Oh, What The Heck)
DBF (Daft but friendly)
TGS (terribly good snorer)
TGAN (terribly good at nothing)
TSIM (that seat is mine)
TTIM (that toy is mine)
UNCD (under the covers dog)
UNCDX (under the covers dog excellent )
WM (who me?)
And 10 Good Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers 
1. It's hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
2. It's too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
3. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.labradorforums.com instead of working.
4. They keep bruising their noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
5. They are still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
6. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
7. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
8. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
9. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software
10. And one of the best reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers...
TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:33 am Post subject: |
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Think we can all relate to most of those
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:37 am Post subject: |
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ROFL..yes there all true..lol..
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:44 am Post subject: |
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love it julie
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| Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:50 am Post subject: |
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lmao Julie ,great post
Should cut my texts down a a bit using the abbreviations
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