Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:05 pm Post subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY 3P....Pic now on
3p's BIRTHDAY FRUIT CAKE RECIPE
Cup of water
Cup of butter
Cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
A teaspoon of baking soda
A teaspoon of salt
Lemon juice
Nuts
and a bottle of Vodka...
Distructions.....
Throw the cup of water away.......swig the Vodka to test the quality
Take out a large bowl. Then check the Vodka again, pouring one level cup full and drink.
Repeat to ensure no Iron bru is needed.
Turn on electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in the large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the Vodka is still ok. Pour another.
Turn of the mixer. Break two eggs and add the bowl and chuck in a cup of fried druit. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Re check Vokda. Next sift two cups of salt, or something, who cares ? Take another swig.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one teaspoon of sugar...salt...dunno can't remember.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the wondow, check Kovda againnnnn and........hic!
Enjoy your day my friend......
Love Rhoni, Tilly, Beth and Gobby
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Last edited by mommy on Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:49 am; edited 1 time in total
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