10 reasons why dogs can't use computers

Gnome

1. They can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.
2. The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.
3. It's too messy to 'mark' every Web site they visit.
4. They can't help attacking the screen when they hear 'You've Got Mail.'
5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead giveaway that they are browsing labradorforums instead of working.
7. Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
10. They are distracted by cats chasing the mouse.

maxsmum · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject:

Lorri-Ann · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:07 pm Post subject:

_Mary_ · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:12 pm Post subject:

LMAO, love it Laughing

evilbeak72 · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:27 pm Post subject:

LOL!!!

clairiscrazy · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:31 pm Post subject:

like number 10 as sometimes tigger willa ttack my screen if im moving hte pointer to much..lol..

my4labs · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject:

hobbit · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:28 pm Post subject:

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