Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:42 pm Post subject: Ok what happened to innocent until proven guilty mummy??????
All day long i have been chuntering on to Sherpa about his...... How do i put this delicately
SILENT BUT POTENT AND DARE I SAY DEADLY............BOTTY BURBS
I have been mithering on about what he may have eaten without me knowing...... I even ( and i can't believe i am 'fessing up to this!!! ) lifted up his tail to sniff his rear end!!!! for that indiginity he head butted me nope his anal glands were not the cause ( the reason for sniffing his butt i promise )
SO BACK TO THE SILENT POTENT BOTTY BURBS...i went
In the mean time Sherpa has been giving me wounded how could you blame me puppy dog looks........... Because and here is my confession... the true culprit of this hideous obnoxious crime was.............
Me and a half eaten herb and garlic cured sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!! found within the last hour lurking in the back of my fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So now Sherpa has his honour and reputation intact... whilst i plead guilty to fasley accusing my bubby and of bieng a slovenley mummy
I've heard of people always blaming the dog! Very funny, poor chap. Bet you regret whiffing his botty now - hope you had no witnesses!
I remember blaming my 18 year old nephew all day for same thing and then realised it was eminating from the fridge every time the door was opened
Exit some rather lovely green chicken pieces...... yum Apologies all round.
____________ Philippa and Dan
She could have wiped my feet first
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for that indiginity he head butted me 
nope his anal glands were not the cause ( the reason for sniffing his butt i promise 
