Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:49 pm Post subject: Little Johnny
A man was walking on the pavement and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being slowly pulled by a large Labrador Retriever. When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Little Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so slowly.
Smiling, he spoke to Little Johnny, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there, son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck."
"Yeah," Little Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren...."
There was a man who bought a hamster into the vets.
He said to the vet "he won't move."
The vet replied "he's dead!."
The man said, "No, I don't believe you"
So the vet brought a Labrador dog in but he shook his head.
The man still didn't believe the vet, so he brought a cat in. The cat shook his head
"See I told you" said the vet ."Well that's £250"
The man said "£250!"
The vet said "Yes, you had a lab report and a cat scan."
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