Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:09 am Post subject: 7 very important work jobs ur labs do
my 8 week old ginger
1) pee at a time more than i pee in a whole day
2) search and locate places no ginger has ever peed before - and pee.
3) Bite hack slash kill everything she can find specially hoomans
4) EAT , i sometimes i wonder if she was a pig in her last life.
5) bite chewy and her squeaky and find locate dirty socks so that she can hide them
6) Poop
7) everytime some 1 passes by her , lie on ur back and kick foot in air begging for tummy rub
Ozzy's job: 10 weeks
1. Go hunting for crickets outide and jump like them.
2. Likes to collect socks.
3. Likes to go under the camaro and get oil on his head so he can look like he fixed it.
4. Chew anything that doesn't move.
5. Wake us up at 12am - 3am - and at 6am on the dot. (ALARM CLOCK)
6. Fight with his smaller brother.
7. Bring joy and laughter to all of us with his silly behavior.
haha i forgot the collecting socks part. evertime i return home she sits looking at me begging me for my dirty stinky socks. Once i give to her she will grab it like its a small animal and run away and sit in a corner and chew it to its death.
btw my puppy is a total tiger on us bites and shows anger..but as soon as it comes to doing something new, she is **** scared lol.
1) will sit with my nose touching the door when I know you have arrived home so that I get bonked
2) despite being exhausted after a walk, will immediately sprint around the house like a freight train as soon as get back, before collapsing in a heap
3) will always look longinly at any morsel of food you may have in the vain hope that, despite never being fed like this before, that this time may be different!
4) will trot in from outside trying to look innocent, with mouth clamped shut....only to be found with nearly a boulder in my mouth!
5) be amazed that you know I'm hiding something when I sprint under the table and try to go unnoticed
6) will spray my water EVERYWHERE, especially all over any bare bit of skin you may be showing, and will return for more water if anyone's been missed outy
7) be fascinated by any frogs that you come across in the garden, and lick them to see what they taste like until they can be rescuued
belch loudly after eating, becase the best thing to help digestion is to run around you in circles looking for a stroke
9) manage to find the smelliest, wettest, most disguisting toy, and present it to you as if its the best present in the world (EVERY TIME!)
10) Stare straight up in the air while having a pee, as if you don't want to know what's going on under there!..(very funny!)
though they were 10 points but i could relate to most of them. Specially the beg for morsel part OMG! whats with these labs, 15 mins after i feed her to such a point she cant eat no more, she begs for food again
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belch loudly after eating, becase the best thing to help digestion is to run around you in circles looking for a stroke
though they were 10 points but i could relate to most of them. Specially the beg for morsel part OMG! whats with these labs, 15 mins after i feed her to such a point she cant eat no more, she begs for food again 
