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44549 LabPounds
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No.of Labs: 2
Lab Names: brandy D.O.B..sept 98 rosze D.O.B. 7th august 04 charlie cavalier july 1998..jasper cavalier d.ob 20/6/97
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 Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:35 am Post subject: how to photograph a puppy |
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i saw this on a website and would like to share..lol..
1: remove film from box and load camera
2: remove film box from puppys mouth and throw in trash
3: remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle
4: choose a suitable background for photo. mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus. find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera
5: forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
6: focus with one hand while fending off puppy with the other hand
7: get tissues and clean nose print from lens
8: put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppys nose
9: put magazines back on coffe table
10: try to get puppys attention by squeaking toy over your head
11: replace your glasses and check camera for damage
12: jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say -"NO, NO OUTSIDE!"
13: call spouse to help clean up the mess.
14: fix a drink
15: sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning
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20675 LabPounds
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No.of Labs: 1
Lab Names: Hershey (Follytower Chocolate Soljar) sunrise 11 April 1999 sunset 14 July 2011
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Location: Surrey
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| Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:38 am Post subject: |
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thats was so funny and sooo true.... 
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