drunks...............

VJH · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:13 pm Post subject: drunks...............

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door........

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the
morning." He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife! .

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in
the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!."

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke down and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told , gets dressed and goes out into the
pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out
the husband.

"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?"
asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk

Karen · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:19 pm Post subject:

Topseyt · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:20 pm Post subject:

Helen.

_Jules_ · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:20 pm Post subject:

Jules.

annj · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:23 pm Post subject:

I needed a good laugh thanks Vicky

Very Happy

Ann

sheens · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:36 pm Post subject:

kittie970 · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:43 pm Post subject:

roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing

Carroll · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:21 pm Post subject:

boo · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:50 pm Post subject:

heheehee