Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:57 pm Post subject: Scarborough Camping Weekend - Rules of the Camp
Rules of the Camp
1. NO TANTRUMS, sulks, long-faces, paddies, hissy-fits, spat-dummies or other miserable conduct will be allowed on camp.
1a. If you really must be a wet lettuce go do it somewhere else.
2. STRICTLY NO DRUNKENNESS without the organiser’s inebriated collaboration (and he won’t be able to say that).
3. NO SINGING at the campfire unless the song has been specifically rejected by the military as too obscene.
(must comply with rule 2 and NO MUMBLING of rude words)
4. NO DANCING unless also complying with rules 2 & 3.
5. NO LOUD MUSIC unless also complying with rules 2, 3 & 4.
6. NO BBQs without inviting the organiser (and his dogs).
7. NO WHISTLING unless the loo door won’t lock or you are making use of the drainage ditch.
8. NO UNDERWEAR ON THE WASHING LINE unless labelled with the owners name (so we can either ogle or laugh, see rule 1)
9. DOGS ON LEADS at no time whatsoever unless they can’t control their owners (see rule 10).
10. ALL DOGS are expected to have CLOSE CONTROL of their owners at ALL TIMES (see rule 9).
For further instruction/advice see Perro, Harry & Hollie.
For anyone breaking the above rules - see rule 1 & 1a.
LMAO, should be a really fun weekend, just hope the dogs can keep their owners under control, especially when they are all inebriated with the collaboration of the organiser
Oh b***er Ive just read the "RULES" Bob. Maybe I had better stay at home because the only rule I can comply with is the dog must have close control of its owner at all times
John I wouldn;t worry - I think the only rule you need to worry about is the about being drunk - and that is a thinly disguised request for free booze!!! So as long as you bring enough booze for Bob to get slaughtered - you can break all the other rules.... and Bob will just be happy.... oh and that way you will win at the clay pigeon shooting....
So really that is a win win situation for you both....
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Scarborough Camping Weekend - Rules of the Camp
