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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:39 am    Post subject:  Todays NHS Reply with quote Scroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local NHS hospital and this conversation follows:

'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted
last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has
deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'Do you know which ward she is in?'

'Yes, ward P, room 2B'

'I'll just put you through to the nurse station.'

'Hello, ward P, how can I help?'

'I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was
wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'I'll just check her notes.



I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's conditioned has improved.

She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied

and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough
to go home tomorrow.'

'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!'

'You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?'

'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. Nobody tells you b****r all in here !!

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AmyCS Subscriber 10/07/2012 Offline
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:42 am    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

ROFL!!!! Love it!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:13 am    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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-Kate- Subscriber 07/08/2012 Offline
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:55 am    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Laughing

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Kate, Diesel and Harry-bo
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Margaret Subscriber 13/11/2012 Offline
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:17 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Margaret and Tara

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sarahjane16 Subscriber 23/11/2012 Offline
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:43 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Laughing Laughing
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_anita_  Offline
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:00 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Many a true word spoken in jest Wink

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-Christine- Subscriber 11/07/2012 Offline
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:27 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Luna-Tuck Subscriber 12/04/2013 Offline
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:14 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Fits with watching my Dad and Grandma stuck knowing nothing in wards recently!

I'll remember that for next time they're moaning they don't know what's going on!


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Laura, Luna and Tucker too! x

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:47 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postTweet This Post

Laughing Tha't a very funny joke, a bit true to life though
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