Harpster  Offline
house trained
Joined: Jan 11, 2010
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850 LabPounds
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Lab Names: Rosie
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 Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:39 am Post subject: Todays NHS |
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A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local NHS hospital and this conversation follows:
'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted
last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has
deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'
'Do you know which ward she is in?'
'Yes, ward P, room 2B'
'I'll just put you through to the nurse station.'
'Hello, ward P, how can I help?'
'I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was
wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'
'I'll just check her notes.
I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's conditioned has improved.
She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied
and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough
to go home tomorrow.'
'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!'
'You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?'
'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. Nobody tells you b****r all in here !!
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AmyCS  Offline
puppy walker
Joined: Feb 21, 2010
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9432 LabPounds
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No.of Labs: 1
Lab Names: Mojo
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Location: West Sussex
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| Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:42 am Post subject: |
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ROFL!!!! Love it!
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Sparkly Offline
Dinner Lady Bint
Joined: Mar 29, 2006
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10298 LabPounds
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No.of Labs: 1
Lab Names: Maggie & Flynn (Lurcher thinks he is a lab)
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| Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:13 am Post subject: |
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-Kate- Offline
Here come the boys
Joined: Aug 04, 2009
Age: -1985
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19507 LabPounds
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No.of Labs: 2
Lab Names: Diesel & Harry (lab x)
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Location: Dukinfield
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Kate, Diesel and Harry-bo
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