Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:03 pm Post subject: You must be a Lab owner when..
YOU MIGHT BE A LAB OWNER IF:
You have rust rings on your kitchen counters from putting the trashcans up there.
You regularly clean out 50 tennis balls from under the couch.
All of your trashcans are bungy-corded.
Your gate is bungy-corded to prevent your labby from popping the latch again.
You have a BIG supply of bungy cords for all lab occasions.
Every piece of clothing you own, the sofa, the bed, and anything soft has lab fur all over it.
You have a plastic kiddy wading pool in your backyard.
You regularly find big paw prints on your kitchen counters.
Every squeaky and fleece toy are missing their squeakers and stuffing.
You have broken or mangled at least one finger (or torn a rotator cuff) on a leash walk when your labby spotted "prey" he wanted to chase.
You have to buy a bigger bed to accommodate the new lab.
You have to buy an extra pillow to accommodate the new lab.
You buy an SUV to take your lab and his labby friends for frequent trips to the lake/river/ocean.
Your backyard looks similar to an archaelogical dig, complete with the dinosaur bones.
Your floor is covered with dog drool and/or pools of water from sloppy drinking labs.
You buy pizza so you can give the crusts to your lab.
You wait til the last minute to get dressed for work to avoid your lab's muddy paw prints, drool and fur (or you put on an old overcoat to stay clean as you say good-bye).
You have every land and water retrieval toy known to man (and lab).
Your yard is full of brightly colored Frisbee pieces.
You buy underwear more often than the average person to replace what your labby has eaten.
Your children NEVER have dirty mouths and faces.
Your lips are constantly chapped from labby kisses.
You can never find a full set of shoes, because your labby has moved them all over the house.
You have doggie beds covering the floor instead of area rugs.
Your end tables are really crates covered with couch throws.
You have to keep an extra keyboard for your computer around because labby drool clogs the keys.
You clean out your fish pond for the season, and the first thing you dredge up is a black kong dropped there during last year's lab party!!!
You never have to mop your kitchen floor because your labbies clean up every spill and crumb before you can get to it.
Every time you take a shower, your labby joins you!
You can never throw anything away, because your labby RETRIEVES it.
Your car is covered with sheets, lab fur, lab drool, and there is often a distinct aroma of "wet labby" that those car air fresheners can't disguise!
Your alarm clock is a firm nudge by a wet labby nose (who wants to eat first and go out later!)
Your mailbox is overflowing with dog catalogs and the UPS man knows your house from bringing all the boxes of dog goodies ordered from the catalogs!
You regularly find your labby's "hidden treasures" buried under the sofa cushions, bed pillows, the couch, and behind the TV!
You have a child proof lock on your fridge because not only can your Lab open it, but takes the best leftovers for himself!
You have permanent bruises on your legs at exactly the height of your lab's tail!
Your husband and you sit on the floor to watch TV because one Lab is sprawled out full length on the couch, and one Lab is sitting in the recliner!
You are the only people who stand outside in -35 degree weather to throw a dummy for a dummy obsessed Lab with snow up to your butt!
You are the only person who has dummies in their dish drainer with clean dishes!
Your furniture is the latest fashion statement in sheets and dog hair!
You don't even think about throwing away that favorite toy that they have destroyed while they are looking unless you are prepared for the "staredown"!
You put all of your shoes, remote controls, hats, gloves and anything else small in closets or on shelves to hide them from "Jaws!"
You specifically buy baby carrots at the store for your new favorite snack and his too!
It is a cold January day, and you have the sunroof to your car open so your Lab can stick his head out through the roof to catch the air!
You give him his bag of new toys in the car on the way home from the pet store, and all he wants is the crumbs from the biscuits given to him by the cashier!"
At least one load of laundry a week is your lab's: his blankets, pillow cases, towels, and of course, all those muddy, drooled on fleece toys he loves so much!
Your Christmas tree had an "ornament-free wag zone."
You regularly clean his tennis balls in your dish washer.
I know i know, I am obssessed with my funny stories, poetry etc, but I really did love this and wanted to share it with you, my Lab friend
____________ Natalie x
LAB LINK RESCUE Co ordinator and Forum Administrator for my sins
Jack, Molly & Maia, watched over by Tara Banana from the Bridge
You give him his bag of new toys in the car on the way home from the pet store, and all he wants is the crumbs from the biscuits given to him by the cashier!"
this is sooo true Homer did just that a few weeks ago when we went to buy him xmas gifts(inc-his antlers, as shown here,) at our local Pets At Home.
How true! I laughed out loud at most of these! Especially "Your backyard looks similar to an archaelogical dig, complete with the dinosaur bones." When we moved into our house, only a few months ago, the garden had a nice, flat lawn and lots of bushes and flowers. All that's left is holes, a patchy lawn and 1 bush, which looks like a miniature giraffe has eaten it.
As for never being able to find a pair of shoes, we have the same trouble with socks.
Now I know we're not the only ones. But i'd put up with anything for my baby girl. They're so worth it!
Wish I'd read that post before i had my lab last summer! Then I'd know what i was in for! I had a lovely pond once, now she crashes into it when she thinks I'm not looking! I had to buy a new bin, with a lid she can't pop open, and yes, I sometimes find myself on the floor whilst she snores on the sofa!
Laughed out loud to 'YOU MIGHT BE A LAB OWNER IF' cos it is so true!!!!
I am glad you all liked it, I've just re read it, and laughed so loud I woke Jack up as he was sleeping on MY bed in MY bedroom, with one of MY socks in his mouth
I wouldn't swap my Lab for anything else in the world
xx
____________ Natalie x
LAB LINK RESCUE Co ordinator and Forum Administrator for my sins
Jack, Molly & Maia, watched over by Tara Banana from the Bridge
So true...... all of it.... Micmac has just slipped off the couch ,wiped his face on the chair covers(washable of course) and has now slunk onto our bed ...... good night all.I'll sleep with a grin on my face tonght.Wilma and micmac.
I have just had to clean my car out as MY LABBIE has covered it in dog hairs, umpteen toys, chewed up sticks and biscuits and I have to take clients out this week
____________ Natalie x
LAB LINK RESCUE Co ordinator and Forum Administrator for my sins
Jack, Molly & Maia, watched over by Tara Banana from the Bridge
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