Amazing stud dog adverts!

Diana · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:11 pm Post subject:

" Deeds would have to join some crazy American cult "

I was going to say something along those lines, Harriet but thought there might be folks who would get all up themselves about such a joke Wink

I have noticed him taking on some odd cult like habits lately - sacrificing small children (well it is the summer holidays...), chanting strange mantras (more food more food more food or something...) and playing his favorite Cliff Richard records backwards, making them take on a slightly sinister air.....

...So you never know....

Di

_Mary_ · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:13 pm Post subject:

Unbelieveable, thankfully LF has been able to educate many on what they really should be looking for if wanting to mate their bitch or even use their dog at stud, sadly though many others will still use those and then wonder why their pups have come out choccy or black coloured Shocked

Diana · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:15 pm Post subject:

" Maybe some folk are intimidated by the 'proper' breeders? Especially if they haven't carried out any health tests and almost certainly if their bitch is not KC registered "

Nicky I am certain you are exactly right. The common phrase - 'I only want to breed pets so why use a competition stud dog?' rings in my ears at least a couple of times a month down the phone - more often over the email.... so I'm certain you are right thats exactly it. They feel daunted by doing it what they see as the 'posh way'... ;-(

Di

_Harriet_ · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:26 pm Post subject:

THE CHURCH OF DADDY DEEDS

DOG RULES
Must be willing to be health checked & eyes tested
Must be willing to mount even the ugly bitches
Must be willing to mount when commanded to by human pet
Must be willing to participate in games such as retrieve & jumping to amuse human pets
Must be willing to allow new male members to join the church to keep numbers of good stock going
Must be willing to have as many wifes as human pet allows

BITCH RULES
Must be willing to be health checked & eyes tested
Must be willing to let even ugly dogs mount you
Must be willing to have pups when human pet commands
Must be willing to participate in games such as retrieve & jumping to amuse human pets
Must be willing to allow husbands to have as many wifes as human pet allows them

Must be willing to amuse human pets with cuddles & snuggles

Human pet members of the church must be willing to find all dog & bitch members the most suitable partners & do most of the training with pup members of the church.
as adult dog & bitch members have much better things to do in life !!

AngelaC · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:34 pm Post subject:

rach_willibob · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:51 pm Post subject:

I am speechless Rolling Eyes

Gnome · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:56 pm Post subject:

Jet says he's glad he's had his pockets picked, as he would want to marry an ugly bitch Laughing

Diana · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject:

PMSL at Harriets post! I shall print it off for Deeds wall Wink

Di

_joanne_ · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject:

I clicked on a link from LF to a free ads site a while back and was disgusted with the ads that I found.

The majority of them didn't mention health tests Confused

so perhaps people are coming to this wonderful forum and then clicking on the ads and going out and buying one of these puppies from some of "those" caring breeders.