Another New Diet, we must all try this one

velvetine

Sorry I just had to share this with you all, I got it sent to me in an e-mail and thought you might all like to be cheered up

A New Fad Diet

Alleged true story by a man standing in a queue in Tesco's.....

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??!!

_Linda_ · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:16 pm Post subject:

velvetine · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:18 pm Post subject:

opps sorry forgot to edit it before I posted to change some of the phrases used

Embarassed

_Mary_ · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject:

sue51 · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:29 pm Post subject:

superb

theresa · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject:

Lying on floor laughing Very Happy

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KilstronLabs · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:33 pm Post subject:

lol

ahhh so glad we do have men for something lol Wink

Fyldefair · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:44 pm Post subject:

lmao

excellent

MissLurker · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:18 pm Post subject:

Rofl

But who admits to having eaten Winalot biscuits lol??

I do - when I was at primary school we had a pretend shop and there was Winalot biscuits for us to weigh and sell pretending it was whatever food we wanted it to be - it was so tasty as a little snack Embarassed

velvetine · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject:

ok so thats what happened to you lol

explains a lot you know