pmsl @ Bec impression of Riders hehehehehehehehe - but I thought the goldfish was Lace?????????? Abdullah the prince? no no? am I getting my racy material mixed up?
Oh no! I think you could be right Vicky! Don't tell me I'm going to have to re-read it now to check! Its not good to go getting myself all unneccesary at my time of life!
Talking of which- has anyone read "The Common Years" by Jilly Cooper?
Now thats a 'nice' book- all about her years spent walking her dogs on Barnes Common and not so much as a hint of goldfish!!!
And just as an aside- I was once in the same train carriage as Jiilly Cooper as she lives just up the road from me in Stroud.
Great thread Di, been feeling a bit in the dumps with work and everything but this has cheered me up no end - this forum is nothing but a TONIC (with or without the gin )
.... Well its only take best part of 4 days to be pinned down, but please step forward 'time of the six month girl'.....
....JADE!
Well quite how its all occured has been the most obscure thing ever to do with my girls over the years! They have been having an absolute SCREAM at my expense! It was MEANT to be Mallie. It was ALWAYS going to be Mallie. Last two nights increasing amounts of blood have been in mallies bed, but we can only assume Jade goes to bed... pretends to lay down, waves goodnight, then the minute the door is shut leaps athletically into Mallies bed, and a good rub of her bits on her sheet and only jumps back in her own bed as dawn breaks!
Jade is in full flow as of this morning. Mallie is FUMING but although she has been sitting scrunching her fists up at the thought of jade being in before her, has not yet managed to will herself in! She has had to go and have a lie down the effort she has been putting into forcing her cycle on
There is not one, single, solitary drop of blood in Jades bed. Mallies looks like a minor murder has taken place. I feel Jade 'launders' in the dead of the night, has Deeds blow on her sheet all through the small hours and then has it neatly in her bed for morning.
So I suppose Jade is day 4 now, although its been a right circus getting there
Trina (Happysmum) would like Mallie to now grace us with her season in the next ten days or leave it a month or so.... because otherwise SHE is fully in charge of the romantic liason of Deeds and Mallie whilst I sun myself in Spain! (Laughs wickedly!)
Di
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The boys!
Read: Wylanbriar Dog Blog on the website: Updated! 1st February 12´!
Oh god, you've given me ideas now!!! ..... He could have a matching one to alternate with saying 'Did someone mention the war?'
Jade would have a 'Abercrombe and Fitch' T shirt in pastel pink.
Shine would have a camoflage Tshirt with 'Born to be Wild' on it
Deeds would have one I feel with 'Part Time Love Machine' on it.
Mallie would simply go for the subtle but heartfelt 'Bitch with balls' or something equally feminine...
Bryson would have ripped his Tshirt off and eaten it within about three seconds so sadly we will never know what his might have said....
Rusty doesn't *do* Tshirts and is more of a shirt, cufflinks and cravat kind of a guy....
Di
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The boys!
Read: Wylanbriar Dog Blog on the website: Updated! 1st February 12´!
*lol* I think Wix would have an SAS shirt and balaclava for her day to day antics and then perhaps something fishnet or velvet for going to the goth clubs.
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I think you could be right Vicky! Don't tell me I'm going to have to re-read it now to check! 
Its not good to go getting myself all unneccesary at my time of life!
