BARCO'S DAY - ARACHNIPHOBIAS DON'T LOOK

maxsmum · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:52 am Post subject:

well done barco Laughing

just goes to prove how clever we pups are Very Happy

he is a gorgeous pinkador and my mum is making silly clucking noises at the screen Shocked

(thats in between the ooohs and aaahs)
i think maxwell is a grand name but mum says im biased, what ever that is Confused

she says she likes james or micheal Very Happy

have fun and big woofs and wags to everyone

maxie xxxx

mommy · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:48 pm Post subject:

Hi peeps,

Thank you everybody for welcoming the Pinkador pup, he is going home today so will be able to sleep in his own basket !
Good job he was the only pup though, else he'd starve, sure my mum had more than two teats! Confused

AND his mum doesn't clean his bottom for him, he has a white sticky on thingy instead!

I was hoping Grandma might be able to Take Tilly and I out today......BUT another storm....it was so bad Grandma shut the curtains !!!!!
Don't think I am buying this God clapping hands thing no more......
I did find something to amuse myself though, a gameboy. Do you know how easy they are to play with FOUR paws......

After a while the rain slowed down and we went to the shop, Grandma said to the lady that I was a good boy could I sit on the counter for a photo opportunity, she said NO ! I was a dog and the shops rules were ' NO DOGS '
Grandma got real grumpy and asked if they really thought I would contaminate anything but they wouldn't budge,
What does red tape and bureaucrats mean? In the car she said a naughty word, or two. But she did stick up for me !

After this we went to a 'uge big shop...
" NOW WHICH ONE IS THE NOBBLY WOBBLY, GOBBLER?........." that's me on the machine to the right of Tills, she won't leave me see, looks after me Wink

Then in keeping with Grandma's vision of showing me life outside the ' Palace ' we went to this kitchen on wheels, and the windows opened up and all these lovely smells came out........the nice man said he would cook me and Tills up a ' banger ' Now if that ment more noises from the sky he can forget it.... Evil or Very Mad

Grandma explained a banger was a sausage, well thats ok then Wink

They even let me watch them cook it....and Grandma got a free cuppa so she was happy.....

Then we met two humans who were eating too, Grandma said I had to sit on the table to be safe, as I musn't talk to strangers but Tilly was a tart !

At last the pouring down stuff eased off and Grandma took us for a walk.....good job too I was busting.......
" CAN'T A GUY HAVE A PEE IN PRIVATE? "

"OK, OK, SLOW DOWN WOMAN, THESE GERT BIG DEVONIAN HILLS AND I ONLY HAVE LITTLE LEGS ! "

There was this big bank by the river, I couldn't go to close and Tilly was yapping to get in the water but Grandma said the river was running to strong and wasn't safe so we just looked at it.....pointless exercise really eh?

I hope the rain stops soon and the sun comes out because Grandma says she has lots of lovely beaches we can go to.

PSssssst, don't tell Grandma but Tilly has just nicked her flannel from the bathroom tee hee.....and why doesn't Grandma have any stairs?
Tis great because me and Tills can bomb around the bedrooms without being told GET DOWN THOSE STAIRS ! lol Result eh?

Anyway enough from this little pup, yawn.....off to my new book and learn this new language they speek dain 'ere, d'rectly Wink

Love Barco
x

NicolaL · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:47 pm Post subject:

Dear Barco

More adventures! Your last post made me laugh a lot (well make funny little noises!) and I let my mum read it too and she made a funny snorting sound (but then she's like that!).

My dad is in the kitchen at the moment replacing a floor tile which I took up with my teeth today - I thought I was being clever but it seems not. Daddy is tutting a lot but at least it's keeping him busy so mum & I can relax on Lab Forums. He's not had his dinner yet though because mum can only manage mine (don't know why she doesn't just tip some food in a bowl for daddy but he seems to like using this big white thing which I've chewed the handle on!).

Look at Tilly with those humans! She's such a flirt isn't she?! I'd keep an eye on her!

How is pinkador today? Doing well I hope. Any names yet?

Anyway, better go - the new kitchen tile is down and I need to erm....inspect it!

Love and woofs
Smudge & Family
X

Kev · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:22 pm Post subject:

Hi Barco

Wow you have got a gameboy,did you get the highest score? Bet you did well using four paws Laughing

It was nice of Grumpy erm I mean Grandma to stick up for you at the shop,you didnt notice if it had Ann Summers written outside did you ? I just wondered where the red tape came into it Confused

Tilly was kind looking after you in the shop and you got to stand on a gobbly grass thing.My dad said we don't need one cos he's got me,i don't understand him sometimes.

I'm glad a banger wasnt more noises from the sky and turned out to be FOOD,suppose Grandma needed to sit down and have a cup of tea,my Dad said something about her getting on a bit.I don't know what it meant but it made his mouth very wide and he made the noise he makes when I do something funny.

Tilly found a nice friend to smother,you look like you were having fun on the table Very Happy

I can never have a wee by myself iether Shocked

That hill looked very steep bet its good for rolling down Very Happy

Glad Grandma didnt let you in the river you might have sailed away Sad

Bet Tilly is fun pinching things and making Grandma woddle after her Very Happy

I pinch things all the time Smile

bet it's fun running around going in all the rooms,its easier to bounce that way Laughing

Hope the weather is nice tomorrow cos I want to see you at another beach cos they look fun.

Woof! Buster

Woofs! to Tilly Frank and Bailey

mommy · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:49 pm Post subject:

Hi Buster!

Can you ask your dad who Ann is? Grandma doesn't know!

No, was the local shop with a red telephone box outside ! Shocked

Claire told me they didn't make then no more...maybe it was a tardis...exterminate exterminate !

Grandma also says to tell your dad that she doesn't waddle but did say he is looking to get a big slap!
GOSH ! has he chewed the skirting board again?

Kev · Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:54 pm Post subject:

Hi Barco

My Dad made that noise again when I said your Grandma would slap him and said he would hide upstairs where your Grandma couldn't get him cos we havent got a stairlift Laughing

Nite Barco,hope you have lots of fun tomorrow Smile

Woof! Buster

mommy · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:26 am Post subject:

Sorry, Buster you had better tell your Dad, this 'ole bird aint ready for a stairlift yet, quite sprightly for an oldie......I am most impressed !

Might take her a while to get up there but by christ your dad would regret his last comment ! lol

Still Grandma says, you two won't read this until your dad has slid down his broomstick in the morning ! Splinters ' n 'all !!!

Ho Hum
Love Barco going to bed puppy
x

thrupence · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:25 am Post subject:

Hi Barco

You have been busy, hope all is well with your new nephew and you are helping with the nappie changing and the burping.

Never seen one of them shop on wheels thingys must try and find one so i can have a banger they sound good Smile

Them shopkeepers are meanies not letting you in we have one like that near us i get attached to the fence outside while margaret goes in to buy things nuffin for me either Sad

Hope God stops clapping and taking your picture with them flashy things and you might get to another beach that will be fun you could take grandma for a paddle.

Woofs & Licks

Sox

Hersheys · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:12 pm Post subject:

Hi Barco

Looks like you have been busy even if it has been raining,,, Dont worry about the Thunder it wont hurt you best bet is to get Grandma to get soem cotton wool and put it in your ears then you can sleep through the noise

Cant wait for your next adventure

Woof Woof from hershey

BaileyBear · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:27 pm Post subject:

Hi Hershey,

Bailey here....just thought i'd let you in on a little secret...Grandma might get a bit narked but it is REALLY funny Laughing

She won't be able to put cotton wool in Barco's ears as she 'll be too busy hiding under the bed Surprised

I thought 'cats' had four legs and a tail....isn't that what makes them 'scary??'

Ok off to hide now..................