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_Trina_ Subscriber 08/01/2013 Offline
Hammy the Hamster
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Lab Names: Happy 11/03/07 & Brogan 30/06/09
Location: Dorking, Surrey
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:33 pm    Post subject:  Joke time!! Reply with quote Scroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. I'd love to be
eight again" she replied. On the morning of her birthday he rose early,
made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local
theme park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a
McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake. Then it was off to the
movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she
could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms . What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
"Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed "I meant my
dress size, you f*ckin tw*t" The moral of this story: Even when a man is
listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
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Its all Gundog
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Lab Names: Danny, Jake & Millie
Location: Rotherham
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PMSL!!!!!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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genic  Offline
Henrys loving mummy
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Lab Names: Henry
Location: Kent
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Great!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Lab Names: Fudge aka Boldmam Zafira 21/06/05
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PMSL Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Lab Names: DOB 30/4/06

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Aww bless! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Lab Names: Murphy
Location: Horsham, West Sussex
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:54 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post
love it!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing the scary thing is that is sooooooo true!!!! Rolling Eyes
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Laughing Laughing Cool harryxclare
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_Sam_ Subscriber 15/11/2012 Offline
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Location: Northants
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:39 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post
oh so very very very true

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Sam, Coal & Finn
It�s never too late to be what you might have been

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Chocolate Madness
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Lab Names: Cadbury & Rolo
Location: Bolton
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Laughing Laughing

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Lol hehehehe

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