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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:35 pm    Post subject:  Do you have an kitchen magnets? Reply with quote Scroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

heres a few sayings/signs

Do you have any on your fridge etc?

Asking as i love quotes and sayings




So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.

Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.

It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.

I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

Mother does not live here any more, clean up your own mess.

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

I have

Please lord make me look thin,make my friends fatter !


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:40 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Don`t have any of those lea, but I should have believe me!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:41 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

I have on my fridge:

"I love to cook with wine - sometimes I even put it in the food"

Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:02 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Oh i like that one lol

heres a few pmpl


You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


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I have:

"Fridge pickers wear bigger knickers" Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:07 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Quote:
My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines


rofl Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:08 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

Pmpl i like this one and might even print it to a magnet

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:25 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

I have "when I married Mr right I didn't know his first name was always"
" if at first you don't succed try it your wifes way"
"mothers of little boys work from son up to son down"
"cleaning the house when the kids are growing is like shovelling snow when it's still snowing"
"I am not overweight I am undertall"
"love conquers all, even snoring"
" if your dog thinks your the best don't seek a second opinion"
"sometimes I wake up grumpy other days I let him sleep"
"when I said I DO I didn't mean everything"
I love these little magnets.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:43 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote Go to Top of PageScroll Up to Previous postScroll Down to Next postGo to last Post of PageTweet This Post

I have:

Life without dogs - I don't think so!
Chocolate is the answer never mind the question
The more people I meet the more I love my dog

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