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Nosey Rosie
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:35 pm Post subject: Do you have an kitchen magnets?
heres a few sayings/signs
Do you have any on your fridge etc?
Asking as i love quotes and sayings
So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!
Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!
I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.
If you write in the dust, please don't date it!
I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!
A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.
Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.
It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.
I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.
Mother does not live here any more, clean up your own mess.
Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
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Leanne x
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Nosey Rosie
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject:
I have
Please lord make me look thin,make my friends fatter !
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Leanne x
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Owned by CJ
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:40 pm Post subject:
Don`t have any of those lea, but I should have believe me!!
____________ Mary and CJ
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject:
I have on my fridge:
"I love to cook with wine - sometimes I even put it in the food"
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Nosey Rosie
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:02 pm Post subject:
Oh i like that one lol
heres a few pmpl
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Leanne x
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The Wickwhistle Mum
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject:
I have:
"Fridge pickers wear bigger knickers"
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:07 pm Post subject:
Quote: My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines
rofl
____________ Jill, Meg & Leo xx
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Nosey Rosie
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:08 pm Post subject:
Pmpl i like this one and might even print it to a magnet
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
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Leanne x
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