nuttyLea  Offline
Nosey Rosie
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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year-old man.
"You always feel like you have to pee & most of the time
you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70 year old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives,eat bran, sit on the toilet all day & nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80 year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60 year old said,
"You pee every morning at 6:00 & crap every morning at 6:30.,so what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't get out of bed until 7:00."
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PMSL 
Gosh I've missed you on here the last week Lea
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Its a Flat thing
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I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand !
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eeewwww!! 
