das_eejit  Offline
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 Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject: Help, before I get evicted |
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Hello, my name is Sasha and I'm a tissue-holic. I don't know why, I just can't help it. If I see a tissue on the table, on the floor, in the bin, I just have to take it, and if the EEjit doesn't catch me quick enough, I eat it.
It doesn't matter what the tissue has been used for, cleaning his glasses, blowing his nose, whatever, I'll eat it.
It's not as though I don't get fed enough, although he could be a bit less stingy with the treats.
They've stopped putting tissues in the small bins, but they forget sometimes. I've even figured out how to get the lid off the bin in the bathroom.
Please help me, if I don't kick the habit soon I think he'll give me my marching orders.
Yours pleadingly
Sasha
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ravenbeauty Offline
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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 another tissue thief....I take them out of my mummy's pocket without her realising...it's even better at the minute as she has got the cold so I am in tissue heaven...I need to stop though don't want to teach Bailey any bad habits.
Raven x
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CharlieBrewer  Offline
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| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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Get your Mum and Dad to ensure that all tissues are out of your reach Sasha - if you manage to find one its their fault not yours 
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Basil Offline
and Nellie Belly too
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| Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:27 am Post subject: |
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Basil has an eat all you can buffet with the toilet roll given half the chance.
Maybe i'll have to invest in one of those 1980's dolly toilet roll covers (sorry if anyone has one)
They don't show that bit on the andrex advert do they? their lab just runs with it and the family all think its hilarious 
Perhaps tissues should come with a safety warning.
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Sarah, Basil and Nellie x
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_Lesley_ Offline
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| Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:34 am Post subject: |
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Well this thread certainly brightened up a rainy Thursday morning.
Lesley
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